kat
without your hair you look lebanese as shit…like a weirdly pale lebanese person…you’re a lebanese person who stayes inside too much…and is of indeterminate age…that’s what your face looks like
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| — | kat on whether or not i have a “baby face” |
by the power of geyr
by the power of geyr sulkull im a lesbiamn
kat when you drunk tumbl i’m never sure if i should ask you to do it all the time or never again
my roommates want me to go get ice cream with them how do i tell them i want to read tens of thousands of words of porn instead
^ the primary difference between the two of us
HEY KAT LOOK I WROTE YOU A TERRIBLE POEM FOR HOLMES/WATSON DAY
Kat,
On this very special arbitrary day,
Which Tumblr has designated for all of us to say
To our significant platonic others
Whom we love so very much
Exactly what they mean to us,
I would like to touch
On some famous nerdy BFFs from which we draw our inspiration
And the quality of the bond that forms our relationship’s foundation.
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So, without further ado,
I shall present to you
“A tribute to us,”
or, “Nerdgirl Mind Spew”:
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You’re the Grace to my Will
The John to my Sherlock
The Turk to my JD
And the Kirk to my Spock.
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You’re the Frodo to my Sam
The Zoe to my Mal
The Sirius to my Lupin
(A truly first-class pal.)
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You’re the Amy to my Tina
And to my Doctor too
You’re The Timone to my Pumba
(I’d be lost if not for you.)
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You’re the Jack to my Gwen
And the Sisko to my Dax
Because we’ve always somehow known
That we’ve got each other’s backs.
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You’re the Harry to my Ron
The Dumbledore to my McGonagall
‘Cause if you could ever use a long-distance hug
You know you just need to give me a call.
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You’re the Picard to my Data
I’m the Janeway to your Seven
And you’re the Ford Prefect to my Arthur Dent
‘Cause when we get together, adventure’s a given.
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So after that exhaustive list
Of epic friendships just like ours,
I am sure that you’d agree:
Our bromance has awesome powers.
<3
j im sorry idms relalyh drunk lmao wow im like i dranks alsochol OOPS ????????????????????????????????????
im roxy
reblogging for “i dranks alsochol”
YO KAT, I HEARD YOU LIKE CATS, SO I PUT SOME CATS IN YOUR KATS AND SOME KATS IN YOUR CATS SO YOU CAN CAT WHILE YOU KAT AND KAT WHILE YOU CAT.
