January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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A good Christmas
My dad: *passes gas*
My dad: Excuse me.
Grandma: No.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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a conversation with my cousin's iPhone
My brother: Say, "open the pod bay doors!"
Cousin: Open the pod bay doors!
Siri: We intelligent agents will never live that down...
Me: Say, "beam me up!"
Cousin: Beam me up, Scotty!
Siri: Okay, stand still.
Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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An infomercial for "The Ahh Bra" is now gracing my...
I think it’s time to go to bed. …Omg someone just said that during her pregnancy she “wore it every day”…awkward.
Dec 21st
FACT: When GSMs in the US turn out to vote next...
I couldn’t not reblog
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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So after hanging out with my 5-year-old cousin over Thanksgiving and participating in a collaborative art project for TransWeek, I have come to the conclusion that my preferred environment for socialization or conversation of any kind is doing crafts with other people. Anything else just doesn’t measure up. This should surprise absolutely no one.
Dec 18th
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Blog idea:
So you know there’s “Stuff White People Like” and several spinoffs of it. I kind of want there to be a “Stuff Star Trek Writers Like.” Because…seriously.
Dec 18th
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adventures in texting a drunk person
me: hey, i'm gonna be in ** tomorow b/c i have a get-together at 1:30...want to get together & hang out before that? also when will you be in *** again?
her: LITERALALY POOPSEVERU WHERE WEER HAVE RTO HSANG
me: are you drunk rn? what time do you want to hang? (any time before 1:30)
her: oh im n5 gotnna ne waakw before 239 fuvk dotry
me: ***, that made no sense.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Graduation in t-minus 7 hours...
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
Dec 17th
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Obligatory reaction to the New Facebook Layout:
“WHAT IS THIS CLUSTERFUCK?!”
Dec 16th
Minor complaint of the day:
I am astonished how few grown-ass people know how to properly use the “reply all” option. Edit: Awkwardly Technology-Incompetent Scotty should be a meme.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Warning: vaguely politically themed horror-genre...
“From out the rain” From out the rain, the Reaper came. The smoke from his hood And the stench of his glove Over rotting fingernails Filled our eyes and noses, Held us So we could not get close enough To see him clearly, Or far enough away To escape. ` We stayed, Eyes and nostrils wide and stinging, Captivated by the grisly spectre. His breath invaded our lungs, Growing like cobwebs in...
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Should I post some of my poems on here?
…or would that be too narcissistic?
Dec 13th
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Just put myself at the mercy of "Whovian Dating"
WHAT WHAT WHAT AM I DOING
Dec 13th
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don't mind me
just outlining THIRTEEN ESSAYS in preparation for this final exam KILL ME UNTIL I DIE
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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#that depressing moment when you realize that people’s egos are too big for anything to change #that terrifying moment when you realize things will actually go to shit when you leave
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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THESIS IS DONNNE, MOFOS!
Now, off to bed.
Dec 9th
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Making final revisions to my now 40-page thesis,...
My left arm is tingling and I think I’m having a stroke. Send help.
Dec 9th
#that awkward moment when our 6th Amendment rights...
This is your cue to freak out, btw.
Dec 9th
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dicksinbutts: Read More oh god so much same
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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I just want to write ALL of the books about...
ALL OF THEM. I am 100% serious.
Dec 5th