January 2012
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December 2011
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A good Christmas
My dad: *passes gas*
My dad: Excuse me.
Grandma: No.
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a conversation with my cousin's iPhone
My brother: Say, "open the pod bay doors!"
Cousin: Open the pod bay doors!
Siri: We intelligent agents will never live that down...
Me: Say, "beam me up!"
Cousin: Beam me up, Scotty!
Siri: Okay, stand still.
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An infomercial for "The Ahh Bra" is now gracing my...
I think it’s time to go to bed.
…Omg someone just said that during her pregnancy she “wore it every day”…awkward.
FACT: When GSMs in the US turn out to vote next...
I couldn’t not reblog
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So after hanging out with my 5-year-old cousin over Thanksgiving and participating in a collaborative art project for TransWeek, I have come to the conclusion that my preferred environment for socialization or conversation of any kind is doing crafts with other people. Anything else just doesn’t measure up.
This should surprise absolutely no one.
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Blog idea:
So you know there’s “Stuff White People Like” and several spinoffs of it.
I kind of want there to be a “Stuff Star Trek Writers Like.”
Because…seriously.
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adventures in texting a drunk person
me: hey, i'm gonna be in ** tomorow b/c i have a get-together at 1:30...want to get together & hang out before that? also when will you be in *** again?
her: LITERALALY POOPSEVERU WHERE WEER HAVE RTO HSANG
me: are you drunk rn? what time do you want to hang? (any time before 1:30)
her: oh im n5 gotnna ne waakw before 239 fuvk dotry
me: ***, that made no sense.
Graduation in t-minus 7 hours...
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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Obligatory reaction to the New Facebook Layout:
“WHAT IS THIS CLUSTERFUCK?!”
Minor complaint of the day:
I am astonished how few grown-ass people know how to properly use the “reply all” option.
Edit: Awkwardly Technology-Incompetent Scotty should be a meme.
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Warning: vaguely politically themed horror-genre...
“From out the rain”
From out the rain, the Reaper came.
The smoke from his hood
And the stench of his glove
Over rotting fingernails
Filled our eyes and noses,
Held us
So we could not get close enough
To see him clearly,
Or far enough away
To escape.
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We stayed,
Eyes and nostrils wide and stinging,
Captivated by the grisly spectre.
His breath invaded our lungs,
Growing like cobwebs in...
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Should I post some of my poems on here?
…or would that be too narcissistic?
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Just put myself at the mercy of "Whovian Dating"
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT AM I DOING
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don't mind me
just outlining THIRTEEN ESSAYS in preparation for this final exam
KILL ME UNTIL I DIE
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l o l →
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#that depressing moment when you realize that people’s egos are too big for anything to change
#that terrifying moment when you realize things will actually go to shit when you leave
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THESIS IS DONNNE, MOFOS!
Now, off to bed.
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Making final revisions to my now 40-page thesis,...
My left arm is tingling and I think I’m having a stroke.
Send help.
#that awkward moment when our 6th Amendment rights...
This is your cue to freak out, btw.
dicksinbutts:
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oh god so much same
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I just want to write ALL of the books about...
ALL OF THEM.
I am 100% serious.