January 2010
74 posts
My "religious" views: Let me show you them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheism
http://www.religioustolerance.org/universism.htm
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ignorence will be yor downfall eventually.
– from lamebook.com
Sisterhood of the pants-glued-to-asses: ACTIVATE!
It was a sweet day when I realized legal and illegal had nothing to do with...
I don’t know what I think
but I know what I know;
But you think that you...
– Hank Green, “I Know,” vlogbrothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRldr2BH2M
- What is the meaning of life?
- Mostly listening, some jokes.
– John Green, vlogbrothers
One of the things I’ve noticed over the years is that if you treat girls...
– John Green, vlogbrothers
Gentlemen, nerdgirls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic...
– John Green, vlogbrothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFiApf_m4H0
There is a special area of hell reserved for you...
…you make fun of the accents of people for whom English is not their first language.
…you offer food and education to the destitute…on the condition that they convert to your religion.
…?
(Suggestions for additions?)
Captain, we’re receiving 285,000 hails.
– Star Trek: TNG
Smarty pants are the sexiest kind of pants!
– crazythingsparentssay.com
You’re like the Borg, only your collective mostly consists of guys who are...
– crazythingsparentssay.com
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Happy anniversary, Mom & Dad! <3
Belated New Year's resolutions:
Meet interesting people.
Continue not to drank.
Not grow horizontally.
Stay realistically optimistic.
Volunteer moar.
Watch as much Star Trek and British comedy as possible.
Reduce carbon footprint.
Study abroad.
Suspend judgment.
Be as happy as a seagull with a french fry on top of a no-seagulls sign.
I had some seasickness pills once. One of the side effects on the list was...
– Lionel, “As Time Goes By”
The disaster in Haiti really puts meaningless crap like the Leno/O’Brien thing in perspective, huh?
The Venn diagram of of guys who don’t like smart girls and and guys you...
– John Green
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y49IXavVDE
The definition of brain explosion:
When you look up your preschool “best friend” on Facebook and discover that she goes to the same small liberal arts college as your actual best friend. WTF
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She couldn’t analyze her way out of a paper bag.
– my mother, on Sarah Palin becoming a new TV personality/analyst for Fox News
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You know, men like you are the reason Beyonce sings that Single Ladies song.
– Alan, “NUMB3RS”
The whole world is fueled by bullshit… What? The kid asked me for advice on his...
– shitmydadsays on twitter