February 2012
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
katplanet:
theknightlyreverie:
do i win if the first picture that comes up is a picture I drew? as as profile picture.
kawaii
HOLY SHIT IT’S ME
I FEEL SO SPECIAL
XD
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Suit Says Obama Can’t Run In Alaska Because He’s...
kmagz:
abaldwin360:
Alaska-(ENEWSPF)- A man from Juneau, Alaska, has filed suit with the state’s Division of Elections to bar President Obama from appearing on that state’s ballot on the basis that the President is a “Mulatto”, and “the race of ‘Negro’ or ‘Mulatto’ had no standing to be citizens of the United States under the United States Constitution.”
Gordon Warren Epperly, who lists his...
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I want to make cupcakes.
How should I decorate these cupcakes
?
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oh did i mention that i got into a debate with a...
balalaikaboss:
whitefluorescentstars:
because i did
*he actually calls himself a fascist. He loves George Bush, the Roman Empire, and Mussolini. He dislikes the bill of rights and sick people. I wish i were making this up.
I suggest you hang him upside down in the street for days and let dogs eat his corpse.
*sets self on fire*
*jumps out window*
*dies*
*haunts the fuck out of...
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coming soon:
The X-Files Drinking Game
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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dear glee,
quit playing Feelings Limbo with your fans—you’re not supposed to see how low they can go
also Special Topics are not Pokemon—you don’t have to catch them all in one episode
plzkthx
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Watch first 2 seasons of The X-Files on Netflix
Develop sudden mysterious lump on forearm that is sensitive to touch
Freak the fuck out
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Thingies: Men's space in the feminist movement. →
katplanet:
attackedby27dogstoday:
diarrheaheartfailure:
otaku-sex-beast:
golden-notebook:
Male-identified allies SHOULD BE:
Assisting feminist leaders.
Supporting feminism and standing up for women in contentious, hostile spaces. (Not speaking for them - standing up for them.)
Listening more than speaking.
Asking, “How can I help?”
If in a role as a candidate for a graduate...
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Decide to watch The X-Files on Netflix
Realize that Doug Hutchison plays a creepy mutant serial killer
Be entirely unsurprised
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remember that one time
that they made a lot of gay sex jokes on Glee
it was a damn good, awkwardtastic time
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growlithe asked: omg alex :DDDDDDDDDDDD
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“Of course, this is one of the profound ways in which oppression works—to mire us...”
– Eli Clare, “Stolen Bodies, Reclaimed Bodies” (via thenewwomensmovement)
my body is public property and i hate that i can never explain to people why i feel so uncomfortable when the men tell me as they leave the library “you need to smile more!” and then wait with well-meaning expectation for me...
“I was a winger for years, and we can discuss that particular psychosis at a...”
– John Cole, “They Fucking Hate You” (via icantbelieveitsalawblog)
WOW…
(via nonplussedbyreligion)
That’s heavy.
(Although it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that “winger” meant “right-winger”.)
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Sometimes you gamble and lose: Invisible [abuse,... →
scar-lip:
Occasionally I see it brought up, and I couldn’t say why it bothered me. It’s talked about as if it’s a safety net. Oh, sure, people don’t know who you are when they see you- but that means that you don’t have to deal with the problems I get walking down the street.
But it’s not just that.
…
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LIFE
Invisibility brings not only vulnerability...
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Watchdicksinbutts:
watch this guys
I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING EVER AGAIN
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WatchKAT
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The art of photobombing, by Nathan Fillion:
fancypantz4:
swarleystinson:
Oh my god.
A man after my own heart…
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January 2012
48 posts
my cat is sleeping on me
and he is snoring and dreaming and his feet are twitching and it’s so cute but I keep waking him up by laughing
help
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dicksinbutts:
my roommates want me to go get ice cream with them how do i tell them i want to read tens of thousands of words of porn instead
^ the primary difference between the two of us
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I literally am no longer surprised by any bullshit...
Honest to God, at this point he could assert that Canadians regularly eat barbecued hamster with spicy upholstery dipping sauce as a delicacy, and I would neither bat an eye nor give a single fuck.
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For those of you on a non-fetus diet... →
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HEY KAT LOOK I WROTE YOU A TERRIBLE POEM FOR...
Kat,
On this very special arbitrary day,
Which Tumblr has designated for all of us to say
To our significant platonic others
Whom we love so very much
Exactly what they mean to us,
I would like to touch
On some famous nerdy BFFs from which we draw our inspiration
And the quality of the bond that forms our relationship’s foundation.
_
So, without further ado,
I shall present to you
“A tribute to...
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important announcement
All self-respecting stories of heartbreak and loneliness and failed relationships shall now end with the sentence, “she bnever gave me byack my keys.”
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