my cat is sleeping on me
and he is snoring and dreaming and his feet are twitching and it’s so cute but I keep waking him up by laughing
help
my roommates want me to go get ice cream with them how do i tell them i want to read tens of thousands of words of porn instead
^ the primary difference between the two of us
I literally am no longer surprised by any bullshit claim that Rick Santorum dreams up.
Honest to God, at this point he could assert that Canadians regularly eat barbecued hamster with spicy upholstery dipping sauce as a delicacy, and I would neither bat an eye nor give a single fuck.
HEY KAT LOOK I WROTE YOU A TERRIBLE POEM FOR HOLMES/WATSON DAY
Kat,
On this very special arbitrary day,
Which Tumblr has designated for all of us to say
To our significant platonic others
Whom we love so very much
Exactly what they mean to us,
I would like to touch
On some famous nerdy BFFs from which we draw our inspiration
And the quality of the bond that forms our relationship’s foundation.
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So, without further ado,
I shall present to you
“A tribute to us,”
or, “Nerdgirl Mind Spew”:
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You’re the Grace to my Will
The John to my Sherlock
The Turk to my JD
And the Kirk to my Spock.
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You’re the Frodo to my Sam
The Zoe to my Mal
The Sirius to my Lupin
(A truly first-class pal.)
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You’re the Amy to my Tina
And to my Doctor too
You’re The Timone to my Pumba
(I’d be lost if not for you.)
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You’re the Jack to my Gwen
And the Sisko to my Dax
Because we’ve always somehow known
That we’ve got each other’s backs.
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You’re the Harry to my Ron
The Dumbledore to my McGonagall
‘Cause if you could ever use a long-distance hug
You know you just need to give me a call.
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You’re the Picard to my Data
I’m the Janeway to your Seven
And you’re the Ford Prefect to my Arthur Dent
‘Cause when we get together, adventure’s a given.
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So after that exhaustive list
Of epic friendships just like ours,
I am sure that you’d agree:
Our bromance has awesome powers.
<3
important announcement
All self-respecting stories of heartbreak and loneliness and failed relationships shall now end with the sentence, “she bnever gave me byack my keys.”
Increasingly desperate Ron Paul fans have now photoshopped a picture of Ron Paul kissing a black baby to prove he’s not racist.
photoshopping an infant with blackface is Totally Not Racist
Anyone who actually thinks that baby is Black is obviously stupid and doesn’t deserve to live.
Missed a finger there…
